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| From the Chief Editor... |
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| Issue No. 18
Red’s Bar Gazette
News Flash
While having lunch today, on July 29 th, at Red’s Bar, one of our cub reporters overheard a very interesting statement. Mike Helean was rearranging some of the mementos behind the back bar and several of the clientele were discussing the contract that ex-Grizzly kicker Dan Carpenter had just signed with the Miami Dolphins. The clientele had decided that the contract that Carpenter signed had to be one of the most lucrative in Grizzly sports history and they all wished him well. Shortly thereafter, while standing on a ladder, the usually reserved, quiet and soft spoken Helean came forth again with another one of his ever more frequent athletic boasts. He loudly stated that if you gave him one of those squared toed kicking boots that he could easily kick a 45 yard field goal. The patrons at the bar were shocked by this outburst and raised their right hands in unison that this loud mouth bet must take place between Mike and any of the patrons that frequent his establishment. The Gazette let Mike off easy last year after he boldly stated that he could high jump five-foot-four but after some hush money changed hands the Gazette gladly backed off. But this persistence of Mr. Helean continually stating how good he is athletically, must come to a final conclusion. The Gazette and the patrons of the bar must force this issue and bring Mr. Helean to the playing field rather than the soapbox that he stands on at work.
STAY TUNED!!!!!
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