Letter to the Editor No. 1
In the mist (Amidst) of the Tiger Wood’s (Tiger Woods) ordeal, I must say that I can feel his pain. I too know what it is like to be misunderstood and your good name trashed by the press, so I must put (set) the record straight.
The Gazette has posted that there will be a speed skating challenge at the mile high rink in Butte, America. Not quite true: With gobal (global) warming, climatetologist (climatologist) have predicted that Butte’s average temperature will be 55 degrees this winter. There has (have) been many scientific theories to prove this fact. So the bottom line is that there will be no ice in Butte. I believe that Mr. Kevin “ The Rock” Rosslo (Kevin “Rock” Rocheleau ) knows all about these theories and he agrees with the other world scientist (scientists).
Supposely (Supposedly), Mr. Dennis Washington was going to transport the contestants and fans to Butte with his private coach car. Almost true. (;) Mr. Washington had a very productive year, and his coach car is scheduled to be gold plated this winter. What was schedule (scheduled), before gobal (global) warming, was a retired caboose and cattle car. A bologna sandwich was going to be furnished, and you had to BYOB. We may have to settle with a couple laps around McCormick Pond for the speed skating challenge.
Also, my hockey knowledge has been tarnished with harmful accusations by this paper. The only reason that Red’s Bar is not a hockey bar, is because this paper supports bowling and curling. They do not want a fast and physical game like hockey to interfer (interfere) with bowling and curling. The other hockey fans that supposely (supposedly) drinks just coke is not true. We are talking about Canadians. There is a Canadian whiskey (whisky) mixed with the coke.
I hope that I have sit (set) the record straight, and I expect a full apology by the Gazette before legal actions accure (occur).
P.M. Ricci
1st Base
Red’s Bar
3rd grade Graduate Livingston, MT
***We at the Gazette have attempted to correct (15+ parts) of Mr. Ricci's text, so you the reader might grasp the full meaning of (his/her) letter to the editor. |
