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| From the Chief Editor... |
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Issue No. 11
We were quite pleased to receive a letter to the editor today from a Mr. Pat Ricci. He tried to make to make some valid points about what had been published about him in past issues and tried to defend his character.
Unfortunately for Pat, all that he clarified, is that he totally destroys the English language and his level of spelling achievement is that of a third grader. The proof readers at the Gazette found nineteen different spelling or improper usages of tense in his rather brief rant to our paper. The only apology offered to Pat will be that the Livingston School District failed him in an attempt to educate him and that members of the Gazette staff would like to pitch in and help defray the costs of tuition to a remedial English class being offered this winter at the Vo-Tech.
As an aside Pat, we will be cheering for Chase Reynolds, not Chance on Friday night and when you get kicked out of the bar, you are either eighty-sixed from the bar or blackballed from the bar, not eight-balled as you have said in the past.
Good luck on your studies this winter.
The Gazette Staff
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