| Issue No. 10
We have received hundreds of letters to the editor to the Gazette from our thousands of readers and we would like to share some of these letters and the Gazette’s response to them.
Reader: Is it illegal to sit at “Dead Pecker Row” if you aren’t really that old and are still sexually active?
Gazette: The answer is yes and no. You may sit there at any time unless one of the longtime members of DPR comes into the bar. They each have their favorite seats and if you are in their seat, the bartender will respectively ask you to vacant their stool . These men are creatures of habit and we must not allow their routines to be interrupted.
Reader: Why isn’t Red’s more of a hockey bar?
Gazette: The answer is twofold. Pat Ricci is the first answer and this answer is self explanatory. The second answer is Missoula hockey fans have things mixed up how we operate here at Red’s. They come into the bar and order a Coke and a pitcher of peanuts. During the course of the game they will spend $1.00 on a Coke and eat $10.00 worth of peanuts. Any real good hockey fan will spend $20.00 to $30.00 on beer during the game and eat only a few peanuts. Until this scenario changes, Red’s will not be a hockey bar.
Reader: I have heard Kevin Rocheleau talk in the bar and he seems to have an inordinate amount of information on just about any subject. Is there any subject that he is not well versed in?
Gazette: Just last week, Kevin was espousing about the tremendous cuisine in New Orleans and the exquisite food that he had tasted there. Patti Reeves asked him if he knew any good recipes for snake that he might share and Kevin actually said and I quote “I don’t know”. The shock waves are still reverberating throughout Red’s Bar.
Stay Tuned
P.S--------------Congrats go out to Max and Katie! ! ! |
