| Issue No. 8
Due to the controversy surrounding the Kaimin and coach Bobby Hauck,the Gazette has moved up in seniority and has had unlimited access to coach Hauck. Following are some of the tidbits we received from the interview with the coach last week.
Gazette: Tell us about the fight your players got into last spring.
Hauck: I don’t like that fraternity, I tried to join when I was in school and they dinged me, wouldn’t let me join. I relayed this to the players after spring ball and some of my players took matters into their own hands. What was extremely disappointing to me and the rest of the team was that they only beat up one guy and it took two of them to do it. This does not bode well for Grizzly football, I thought they could get to at least six or seven of those Frat Rats, but they only got to one and were properly disciplined by me and the team.
Gazette: Why do you continue to rotate quarterbacks?
Hauck: Its simple, Roper is a drop-down player, if I can make him into a star player, fans and supporters of his former school will think that I am a great coach and consider me for their head coach position. Roper drops down, I move up! Same situation with Ochs and Swogger
Gazette: On a different note, both you and your brother go by the names of Bobby and Timmy, don’t you think you should go by the more manly names of Bob and Tim?
Hauck: This interview is F!%&*ING over!!!!
Gazette: Thank you for your time! |
