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| From the Chief Editor... |
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Issue No. 2
Infectious Disease
It has come to my attention that two men may attempt to enter Red’s Bar after traveling extensively in Mexico. Both men are in their late fifties and have traveled to remote areas of the globe to search for fish and women. One man goes by the nickname of TUNES and the other by the name of NOVI. Both claim to have worked for Blackfoot Telephone but that is still unclear at the time of this writing. If they happen to enter the bar, immediately call the CDC (The Center for Disease Control) in Atlanta who have agents in Missoula waiting for their arrival. Do not accept any drinks from these gentleman, and in the rare event that they caught any fish, do not accept any food either. Also, it would be ill-advised to play any cards with NOVI until the CDC agents debug him and give him the green light to play.
Dr. Michael Helean
Infectious Disease Administrator |
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