| Red's Bar Gazette |
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| From the Chief Editor... |
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Issue No. 1
Red’s Bar Golf Tournament.
There seems to be some controversy surrounding the winners of the Red’s Bar Golf Tournament. We at the Gazette would like to clear things up a little bit. The winning team consisted of Connor Sproul, one of the best playing and teaching pros in the state, Chris Goble, whose handicap seems to go lower every time he plays, Von Richter, a baseball player masquerading as a golfer, and two novices to the game, Shane Wilson and Will Davis. They claim to have shot a spectacular round of ten under over nine holes and beat the second place teams by four shots. Here is where things start to get a little hazy. Each member of the team was required to take one of his tee shots over the nine holes. Members of this team could not completely agree or remember when all of their tee shots were taken. Connor, Chris and Von’s tee shot were verified but the shots of Wilson and Davis remain somewhat sketchy. Tournament officials, Dave Arnold and Jim Guest were extremely vigilant of all tee shots hit from the first tee. Also, it has been learned, that several members of this team played a practice round on the course prior to the tournament, which is in direct violation of tournament rules. Additionally, the use of alcohol, may have affected the play and memories of Mr. Wilson and Mr. Davis. It seems reasonable that the second place teams have a legitimate beef for the first place trophy.
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